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Illustration of a scene from the rakugo story Jugemu

JugemuThe Never-Ending Name

寿限無(じゅげむ)

Parents give their newborn every auspicious word that promises a long life, and now just calling his name is an ordeal. The classic first story a zenza (apprentice) learns, it is familiar even to Japanese children.

Category
Comic story (kokkei-banashi), zenza (apprentice) piece
Style
Edo (Tokyo style). In Kamigata (Osaka-Kyoto style) it is called Nagana no Segare
Origin
A similar tale appears in Karukuchi Gozen Otoko, a joke book from 1703 (Genroku 16)
Running time
About 10 minutes
Season
Any time of year
CategoryComic storyZenza pieceNagaya story
CharactersA couple from the nagayaThe temple priestChildren
SettingNagaya tenementTemple
HighlightsReciting the long name

The story

A couple living in a nagaya (row-house tenement) has a baby boy. Wanting "a name that will make him live long," the father goes to the temple priest for advice.

The priest lists one auspicious word after another from sutras and old legends. The father can't bear to give up any of them, and in the end strings them all together into one name.

The boy grows up healthy, but his name is so long that calling him is a real chore. One day a neighbor's child comes crying with a bump on his head: "Your boy hit me!"

The mother tells the father, the father tells the boy, and every time, they recite the whole long name from start to finish...

The sage the punchline, contains spoilers

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"His name's so long, my bump went down!"

In the sage (the punchline), the bump has healed by the time everyone finishes saying the name. The exact wording varies by performer.

What the name means

Jugemu Jugemu, Goko no Surikire, Kaijari Suigyo no Suigyomatsu, Unraimatsu, Furaimatsu, Kuunerutokoro ni Sumutokoro, Yaburakoji no Burakoji, Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shuringan, Shuringan no Gurindai, Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no, Chokyumei no Chosuke. Roughly, here is what the priest says each part means in the story.

WordsMeaning (as explained in the story)
JugemuA life without limit
Goko no SurikireAn endlessly long time: as long as it takes a celestial maiden, brushing a rock with her robe, to wear it away
Kaijari SuigyoCountless, like the gravel in the sea or the fish in the water
Suigyomatsu, Unraimatsu, FuraimatsuLike water, clouds and wind, a future without end
Kuunerutokoro ni SumutokoroNever short of food, a place to sleep, or a place to live
Yaburakoji no BurakojiGrowing up strong like the yabukoji, a lucky plant
Paipo ... PonpokonaThe names of the king, queen and princess of a land called Paipo in old China, who all lived long lives
Chokyumei no ChosukeKeeping one's life long and lasting

Key scenes original dialogue written for this site

Asking the priest

  • PriestIf it's a lucky name you want, there's Jugemu. It means 'a life without limit.'
  • FatherThat's great. Got any more?
  • PriestThere's also Goko no Surikire.
  • FatherI'll take that too. What else?

The child who came to tell on him

  • Neighbor's childMa'am, Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire... Chokyumei no Chosuke hit me on the head!
  • MotherOh my, our Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire... Chokyumei no Chosuke did?
  • (Every time, the whole name is recited in a single breath.)

Sage

  • Neighbor's child...His name's so long, my bump went down!

This is not a transcription of any storyteller's performance. The recitation of the name and the sage are traditional; the rest of the dialogue is written by this site.

Notable performers

Rather than a signature piece of any particular master, this is the classic practice story that a newly apprenticed zenza is taught first. It is often heard as the opening act at yose (rakugo theaters).

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