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Illustration of a scene from the rakugo story Nozarashi

NozarashiBleached Bones

野ざらし(のざらし)

Late at night, a woman's voice comes from the room of the masterless samurai next door, a man known to have no interest in women. When Hachigoro presses him, he learns that a skull the samurai gave a memorial to at Mukojima came to thank him. Ghost or not, Hachigoro doesn't care. He borrows a fishing rod and races off to the Sumida River...

Category
Kokkei-banashi (comic story)
Style
Edo (Tokyo style) and kamigata (Osaka-Kyoto style)
Original tale
A tale from Shofu, a Chinese joke book of the Ming dynasty
Also known as
Nozarashi (written with different characters), Tamuke no Sake (An Offering of Sake). In kamigata, Kotsu-tsuri (Fishing for Bones)
Structure
Usually cut off at Hachigoro's fishing scene
CategoryKokkei-banashi (comic story)
CharactersHachigoroOgata Seijuro, a masterless samuraiShincho, a taikomochi (professional jester)
SettingHachigoro's tenementThe banks of the Sumida River at Mukojima
HighlightsDaydreaming while fishingThe Saisai-bushi song

The story

One night as Hachigoro is lying in bed, he hears a woman's voice from the room of his neighbor, Ogata Seijuro, a masterless samurai known for disliking women. The next morning, Hachigoro confesses that he peeked through a hole in the wall and grills him about it, and Ogata reluctantly explains.

On his way back from fishing at Mukojima, he found a skull lying exposed in the field. He poured sake over it, composed a memorial verse and gave it a proper send-off. And then, he says, the owner of those bones came to thank him.

If a beautiful woman would come to visit, Hachigoro doesn't care if she's a ghost. He borrows Ogata's fishing gear, buys some sake and heads to Mukojima. He asks the anglers on the bank, “Are the bones biting?” and gets puzzled looks. Dangling his line, he gets wildly excited imagining a woman coming to call on him. Most performers end the story around here.

When the whole story is performed, Hachigoro finally finds a bone, pours sake on it and tells it where he lives. A taikomochi (a professional jester who entertains at parties) on a nearby pleasure boat overhears and, thinking it's a rendezvous with a woman, heads to Hachigoro's place hoping to make some money. Hachigoro is waiting, and when he asks, “Who's there?” the visitor introduces himself: “Shincho, a taiko”...

The sage the punchline, contains spoilers

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“A taiko from Shinmachi? Oh, so it was a horse's bone.”

Hachigoro mishears “Shincho, a taiko” (short for taikomochi, a jester) as “a taiko (drum) from Shinmachi,” a district of Asakusa full of drum makers. Drums were covered in horsehide, which leads to “uma no hone” (a horse's bone), an expression for a nobody of unknown origins. Because this sage (the punchline) is hard to follow, it is rarely performed all the way to the end today.

Edo and Kamigata

The Edo version, Nozarashi, is said to have been fashioned from Shofu by Hayashiya Shozo II and turned into a cheerful comic story by Sanyutei Enyu I. In the kamigata version, Kotsu-tsuri, both the visitor and the sage are different.

Edo: NozarashiKamigata: Kotsu-tsuri
Who finds the bonesOgata Seijuro, a masterless samuraiMohachi, a taikomochi
Who copies himHachigoro, the neighborThe man next door
WhereThe Sumida River at MukojimaThe Kizu River and the Okawa
Who comes at nightShincho, a taikomochiIshikawa Goemon
Sage“A horse's bone”“Kama ni en ga aru” (I have a connection with the kama)

Key scenes original dialogue written for this site

A voice through the wall

  • HachigoroSir, who was that woman last night?
  • OgataHmm? Whatever do you mean?
  • HachigoroDon't play dumb. I poked a hole in the wall and saw everything.
  • OgataA hole... That is hardly how a tenant ought to behave.

Daydreams on the riverbank

  • HachigoroCome on out, bones. Tonight, maybe, there'll be a little tap-tap at my door...
  • (Still holding the rod, he wriggles about, switching to a woman's voice and back.)
  • HachigoroAnd if she says, “Hachi, I came to see you,” what am I gonna do?
  • AnglerHey, mister, your rod's stirring up the water.

A hook in the nose

  • HachigoroOw, ow, it caught my nose. It's this thing's fault for being on here.
  • (He rips off the hook and tosses it into the river.)

This is not a transcription of any storyteller's performance. The plot and sage follow the classic version; the dialogue was written for this site.

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